Pineapple Jokes for Pineapple Day!

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What do you get when you mix a pineapple with a snake?

Ananas-conda.

What do you call a sore pineapple?

A painapple.

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?

A pineapple.

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice.

What is a bank card’s favourite fruit?

A PIN-apple.