Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No, because they’re always in school!
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish!
Q: What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
A: Plane chocolate!
Q: What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A postage stamp!
Q: Why do fish like to eat worms?
A: Because they get hooked on them!
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
A: Hopsicles!
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?
A: A fsh!
Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? A: Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? A: They would get called for traveling!
Q: Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest? A: Iced “T”!
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players? A: Because they never get close to the net!
Q: What do you call a snowman in July? A: A puddle!
Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: A zebra with a sunburn! Q: What kind of music do killer whales like? A: They listen to the orca-stra!
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the baa-hamas!
Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? A: It waves!
Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation? A: To recharge his batteries!
Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater? A: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
I hope you enjoyed these summer jokes for kids!
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