It's time for a good laugh with your family or with friends!
1. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
2. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
3. What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
4. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
5. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
6. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat
7. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
8. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
9. Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
10. And where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
11. What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
12. Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
13. What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
"What's the scoop?"
14. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
15. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
16. What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone, of course.
17. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
18. Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
19. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
20. What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
21. What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
Nothing, it just waved.
22. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
27. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
28. Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
They are hill-arious.
29. Why don't oysters like to share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish.
30. What should a toddler wear to go swimming?
Pool-ups.
31. Why didn't the sun go to college?
He already had a million degrees.
32. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
33. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
I'm bacon!
34. What's the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
35. Why do Bananas use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
36. What does the sun drink out of?
Sun-glasses!
37. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A Sand-witch!
38. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
39. Which letter is the coolest?
Iced 'T'!
40. What do you call a fish that doesn't have any eyes ('i's)?
A fsh!
(Source: redtri.com)
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